So as of yesterday, I suffered from major depression.
Then I went to the doctor to get some new crazy pills. I switched health care providers from Kaiser (definitely poor quality) to Blue Shield (variable unknown quality), so I also switched my crazy doctor. She ran a bunch of tests.
As of today, I suffer from major depression, but that's probably part of my new and exciting ADHD.
Oh, and it's likely that between yesterday and today, I became bipolar.
Apparently, when I go crazy, I don't mess around.
In good news, I got a bread machine.