Truth is Stranger than Fiction. Paul is Stranger than Truth.

Dames is Grief.

T. J. O'Pootertoot
28 August 1969
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If you took Elvis Costello and stripped away all the musical ability and coolness, I'd be left behind. Surly ascerbic proto-geek, that's me. I'd be Charles Bukowski, but I'm too much of a lightweight; I'd be William S. Burroughs, but I don't have the slightest idea where to start looking for a smack connection. I content myself with collecting weird shit, starting hobbies, and complaining that I liked the Seattle sound before it was cool. I want to make out with Jane Horrocks before I die.

Thursday is "sex and violence" day on my livejournal, so if you're looking for titillation, that's probably the best place to look.
1965 galaxie 500, al green, alan moore, altoids tangerine sours, aluminum casting, artichoke omelets, ascerbic wit, ass pennies, baking, banjos, being a nuisance, ben stiller, bettie page, bill burroughs, blacksmithing, blue flannel pajamas, bob dylan, bronze casting, canned pineapple, caramel corn, chick tracts, chicken fried steak, chowdah, clive barker, corsetted young ladies, dickie crickets, ennui, expatriatism, family guy, final fantasy, fish dinners, flaming lips, flan, flann o'brien, flannel shirts, floggers, flounder, freshly washed hands, frys' electronics, galoshes, garth ennis, gene wolfe, godfather, goth chicks, gregory corso, h.p. lovecraft, hank chinaski, harper's weekly, headboards, hell, home cookin', home depot, hovercrafts full of eels, hubert selby, iggy pop, improperly directed anger, ink spots, invader zim, iron casting, jackass, jane horrocks, jeunet and caro, jhonen vasquez, john irving, johnny cash, jose saramago, justice, keith knight, kevin smith, killer robots, killing and eating children, louis prima, louise brooks, luddism, lynda barry, mel brooks, mental hygiene films, mockery, monkeys and science, naps, neil gaiman, neon, nerdcore, netflix, oxyacetelyne torch cutting, parker posey, people named "mookie", pimpwalkin', pin up girls, pixies, poo stick, poo-flinging monkeys, preacher, prisoner, punch & judy, ranting, revenge, reverend horton heat, roomba, rope tricks, sarah silverman, sarcasm, scrapple, scratching, screwy squirrel, sensible shoes, shabbos monkeys, shopping cart racing, social justice, socialism, sock garters, spanking, spike jones, strawberry rhubarb pie, string cheese, superheroes with useless powers, sushi, teaching, tful 282, the crucible, the digital archive project, they might be giants, thigh highs, toasted cheese sammiches, tom waits, tonga room, trader joe's, tragic stories of dysfunction, tuna salad, upright citizen's brigade, vengeance, violet wand, walter and perry, water, ween, welding, welding goggles, wes anderson, william gibson, www.meet-an-inmate.com, yams, young fresh fellows